All the jobs I've ever had

At work, Jack once asked me how many jobs I’ve had, and all I could say is: “Every crap job that no one else wanted to do for no money, I’ve probably done that”. Below, just for amusement, are most all the jobs I’ve ever had. I think I’ve probably left a few out, and when you read this, realize that it’s not unusual for me to have as many as 3 part time jobs at once.

All the jobs I've ever had:

Face painting at craft fairs,
tie dye tee shirt vendor,
neighborhood babysitter,
Student Conservation Association Crew member, Richmond National Battlefield Park,
movie theater concession stand worker,
Discovery Zone party planner,
telemarketer for water filtration system,
Maker of coffees Tennessee Coffee Company,
Periodicals Student assistant,
Hostess at an Italian Restaurant,
Person who answers the phone at Domino's,
Cookie Maker at a grocery store,
MTSU Desk Assistant, MTSU Resident Assistant (for 3 hours),
Campaign worker,
Secretary for a car dealer (5 days),
data entry temp,
Keyboard repair tech,
Personal Assistant,
Banquet Server,
Ticket taker for MTSU events,
Live-in Nanny on the Philadelphia main line,
assistant Accountant on the Mexican border,
Dorm Painter,
book seller,
purveyor of "Successories" (gag),
seller of pet toys & pet Christmas gifts,
Calendar store clerk,
Retail set-up crew person,
Children's book expert,
tutor,
Harvard archival assistant,
intern at New England Conservatory of Music,
Assistant Slide Librarian,
clothes retail, student,
intern with the USS Constitution,
Dunkin’ Donuts.