The one where I rip off Mat and Elle’s format.

This week, I am of the opinion that:

Hillary Clinton is going to kick some Enron executive ass.

Movies about men in Finnish fishing villages are strange but fun.

I’m sort of dating again, and that’s OK.

Getting an urban haiku published online

And a short story published in the 5th issue of Scribbling Mob makes me feel mighty.

I should get off my ass and start pushing the novel.

But instead I think I’ll work on a new ‘zine.

In Joss we trust .

And Poe is a young Queen

That a lot of people who are tossing out my resume are, after all, probably losers.

Paratrooper Barbie is scary

But not as scary, as say, Viet Cong GI Joe.

That Dust & Ford should call me

That just being around the super cute Brazilian girls I work with lets me soak up some of their cute aura

Also that getting a degree gives you a special shine that makes you more sexually attractive somehow

Or maybe the Dunkin’ Donuts uniform does something for me

That it’s fun to pit the MCI and AT&T telemarketers against each other for your own amusement and profit

That I miss my sisters

That I’m glad this winter has been rather mild so far

That the care package from Underdown this week made me sniffle

And the liquor and papier-mâché doughnuts my Crazy Aunt Beth sent will be useful

My Sea-monkeys have fallen ill

But that, in the end, it’s all going to be OK.